The translators of GRIME (Gender Role Implementation Edition of the Bible) updated their translation. There was a bit of a discussion about what to call it. Some favored BOSS (Bible of Supremacy and Submission), but in the end HEADSHIP (Husbandly & Ecclesiastical Authoritative Dominance, Subverting Her Into [her] Place) won out. To showcase the ground-breaking scholarly insight of the translation team of The HEADSHIP Bible, we bring you 1 Cor. 14 from verse 26, as it reads in their Bibles.
26 What then shall we say, brothers and sisters? When you come together, each of you has a hymn, or a word of instruction, a revelation, a tongue or an interpretation. Those hymns, instructions etc. that come from men must be done so that the church may be built up, but not those from women. 27 If any man – not woman – speaks in a tongue, two—or at the most three—should speak, one at a time, and someone male must interpret. 28 If there is no male interpreter, the speaker should keep quiet in the church and speak to himself and to God.
29 Two or three male prophets should speak, and the others should weigh carefully what is said. 30 And if a revelation comes to a male who is sitting down, the first speaker should stop. 31 For your men can all prophesy in turn so that everyone may be instructed and encouraged. 32 The spirits of prophets are subject to the control of prophets. 33 For God is not a God of disorder but of peace—as in all the congregations of the Lord’s people.
34 Women should remain silent in the churches. This silence is different from prophet silence (allowed to speak, but giving turns) and tongue speaker silence (no tongue speaking if not interpreted, but the tongue speaker may speak intelligible hymns, words of instruction, etc.) Unlike prophets and tongue speakers, they are not allowed to speak at all, but must be in submission, as the law says.(a) 35 If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
36 Or did the word of God originate with women? Or are women among the people it has reached? No, the word originated with men and reached only men, therefore women should remain silent. 37 If anyone thinks they are a prophet or otherwise gifted by the Spirit, let them acknowledge that what I am writing to you is the Lord’s command. 38 But if anyone ignores this, they will themselves be ignored.
39 Therefore, my brothers but not sisters, be eager to prophesy, and do not forbid speaking in tongues. 40 But all this prophesy, tongue-speaking and other talking should be done in a fitting and orderly way by men, and women should leave it to men to do it. – 1 Cor 14:26-40, HEADSHIP Bible.
(a) Elsewhere in the HEADSHIP Bible, they have the law which says so. The translation team found said law in a previously unknown old manuscript. In the footnote here, HEADSHIP gives a text reference to this law.